Title: Last Call
Author: Daniel Okrent
- penny pincher, stingy person
According to Webster’s Online Dictionary a cheeseparer is someone whose ‘economy carried to excess like one who pares or shaves off very thinly the rind of his cheese instead of cutting it off’.
One could only wish that we had a Congress full of cheeseparers today.
On a different note, I think I want a cheese razor for Christmas!